Sorry Not So Sorry
you piss me off so much sometimes. yeah i know, you don’t answer back texts immediately , but that gives you no reason to press the f-u button on me. you are with your friends, I GET IT! answering back real quick, or picking up a quick call, or even being more direct with me when we talk about stuff in person might, i don’t know, just MIGHT make it so i would contact you less during the times with your friends. but the fact that you just kind ignore you phone wont make it any better. I mean if it was something that was going on next week, i would wait, but when I’m asking to change the plans like to tonight, then yes, i will be up your ass. or better yet, when I’m trying to tell you the roads are getting bad , and you just ignore me.OF COURSE thats going to piss me off. i mean once again, simple text back. you don’t hear you phone going off? okay. you dont hear it going offf for like 15-20 min, BULLSHIT. then you turn it around on me.saying that its my fault, that its not okay. DUDE JUST GIVE ME STRAIGHT FUCKING ANSWERS, OR JUST HIT ME UP FOR LESS THAN FIVE FUCKING MINUTES AND PROBLEM MOTHERFUCKING SOLVED! texting is wasting your dam time, so pick up the phone instead of the f-u button.
Picking up= short, sweet, to the point, little to no conflict
texting/f-u button= conflict out the asshole, long ass time, and shitty communication.
Not that hard to do.
what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe
mitosis
i want to die
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/doree/books-you-need-to-read-in-your-20s
How many have you read? How many do you want to read?
Me = All. I want to read them ALL.
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‘get back in the kitchen’
sure
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
(via savkobresia)
8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.
This site scares me so much.
Reblogging because that damn comment
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The swinging pendulum of sexism arrives! Ladies, Men can get raped too. Remember that.
Just to put some perspective in this for those people who may be confused at how a guy can get a boner but not really be sexually charged, so to speak…
Ladies, you know how your nipples get hard for seemingly no reason (sans stepping into a cold room anyway)? You go to put on a shirt and your nipples are poking out like they haven’t seen daylight in over 40 years? Or you brush them up against something and BAMMO, nipple town? Or someone slaps you in the tits and they’re standing full mister?You get where I’m going with this? Your sexual organs are built to respond to stimulus, be it one you personally find sexually gratifying or not. Saying a dude who gets a boner while he’s otherwise not consenting to sex is lying about the fact would be like saying any girl who gets wet while getting raped is actually enjoying it/wants it.
so… you know… dont be stupid about this people. guys can get raped too and girls can most definitely be the fuckin perps.
People who think men don’t get raped are just as bad as the people who think men can’t control their urges to rape women. It happens less often, but it still happens, and it’s just as traumatizing for the male victim. You can’t just disregard a victim based on their gender.
Can we also include that females can rape other females and males can rape other males too?
Every.Single.Person.Can.Be.A.Victim.Or.An.OffenderAll of the above.
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